So I'm a little surprised.

The reason I didn't post for so long is that I was so disillusioned with my job, that the store I was working in was so badly managed and worse, that the bad management was supported at a higher level, I just hated to go to work and withdrew from doing anything which was fun.

Then I moved to a different store for my "official" move into an assistant manager position and, after a few weeks of getting to know the people in the store, I'm finally enjoying my job again. To be fair, I loved my training. But that was mostly because I had a lot of visitors while I was in my training store. It was only when I was moved to the Mall that I had a crisis of faith.

Anyhow. What it comes down to is that I don't get calls asking me to come into work in an hour to cover a shift because of inadequate scheduling, or criticized for suggesting that the staff on my shift should be given their state mandated 30 minute breaks.

Work rant over. Time for two jokes, one a reworking of an old joke and one that's just old.

1. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon...and Michael Jackson is a child molester.


2. What's the difference between babies and bowling balls?
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch-fork.

Thangoo...