Com-poo-ter

The wonders of modern technology know no bounds, apparently. After Microsoft's UK office leaked a joke document which was picked up by the press and then confirmed as a real product in development by the US office. Go here to see why the internet is being renamed the InterNetty...

Which makes me wonder why anyone would need internet access while they were umm...downloading...

Or maybe, it's best explained by a capella group, Da Vinci's Notebook, who I think you should check out - at least Internet Porn (lyrics below), Enormous Penis (lyrics to be posted in the future, I suspect) and Three Little Words.

Internet Porn - Da Vinci's Notebook

Back in the not too distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda
Off to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda.

My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom
Of my local video store

But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of...
INTERNET PORN

Internet Porn
Roman orgy scenes
Internet Porn
Dominatrix queens
Internet Porn
Girl on girl on girl on girl
On girl on guy on sheep
Internet Porn
Gross anatomy
Internet Porn
Pam and Tommy Lee
Internet Porn
When you're given so much to choose from
Who has time to sleep?

[Honestly, honey, I don't know how the link got on there]

After my girlfriend goes to sleep
And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity
Until three or four
You'll always find me in that same tableau
Silhouetted by my monitors warm glow
And observing all the bounty from the cornucopia of
INTERNET PORN

Internet Porn
Barely legal teens
Internet Porn
Naughty figurines
Internet Porn
Geriatric German grandmas
Spanking Spanish men
Internet Porn
Erotic Asian art
Internet Porn
Guys with Extra parts
Internet Porn
I don't think I'm ever going to
See the sun again
Internet Porn
Melon Love dot com
Internet Porn
There's my neighbour's mom
Internet Porn
Bikers wearing diapers chasing
Nurses dressed like Smurfs
Internet Porn
Maison Les Clevage
Internet Porn
Un, deux, trois menage
Internet Porn
Every kind of smut from every
Corner of the Earth